IMPORTANT UGRENT ANNOUNCeMENT

following up on the previous post, the latest report from NASA plublicised by the BBC that the dis-orbitation from the moon will cause a significant decrease in the field strength of the gravtional field of the moon.

this means that the gravtational pull on the earth wil be stronger as there will be no force from the moon to conuter it.


THEREFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC. the World Health Oragnisation has started prepartion for a world-wide calamity on that day. medical helicopters and abulances have started moblising in nearly every country. this is in an attempt to counter the extremely high number of deaths caused from SHOCK and HEART ATTACK and STARVATION after ladies (esp those in teen and auntie catorgary) weight themselves.

THEREFORE PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC FOR A WEEK, until worldwide weighing scales companies recall all scales sold in the past 100 years for re-calibration to prevent the female population of the world dropping 10000.28%


monster.

BIG GrAY BOYS

Finally the blog is 100% virus free. Following monster's advice, i created a supplementary .bat file that coded html website entries. Then created a .prc file that codes for a blog site. After which used QuickFlash Port Manager to close my net ports from port 7 all the way to port 206. Then i set the .prc file to link with ports 1 to 6 and everything above port 206. This forced the bloody virus into the .bat file. Then i used Microsoft File Remover to detele this .bat file safely. Took me so damn long to finally be able to do this correctly.

RaceCar... ka pui!

Has any one of you readers been to pulau ubin? Of course!(if you have not, you better. i'll explain why) Have you readers been to Frog Island? Of course not! Ok all of you listen up(ok not listen... read, happy?), YOU HAVE TO GO TO PULAU UBIN BY DECEMBER THE 21st OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO SO AGAIN!
Following up some research done by scientist in states, the smallest planet Pluto has been demoted from the rank 'planet' to 'asteriod'. This is becasue Pluto has been discovered to just masses of asteriods clumped together, and it is orbiting the solar galaxy in its own asteroid belt! And a few days later after this discovery, Earth's moon has been promoted from rank 'moon' to rank 'micro-planet'. This is because, the moon shall be leaving Earth's orbit on the 22nd of december, and entering the sun's orbit, forming a new planet.
Its dis-orbit from Earth will cause a rise in tide by 4 meters in regions around Singapore, Indonesia, Johor, South China and South India for 7 hours. And the result of this tide rise would result in Pulau ubin being flooded. As Pulau Ubin is a soft-grain soil island, it would be corroded away by the tide, and you will not able to set foot on it again until it is reclaimed back.

So good luck. I have already stepped foot onto Pulau Ubin, rowed around Pulau Ubin and even picnic on Chek Jawa (Frog Island)!

LITTLE YELLOW GIRLS

I HAVE 307,259 BUSHELS OF FOOD. hahahahahha.


Racecar! says:
post 7 things about yourself that no one knows!

HAH but first i shall like question the point of this exercise!
things that no one know about me should stay that way, because if people who know me still dont know those things its probably not known for a reason, else they would have already known as they, as a fact, know me.

and since those things that they do not know are probably not meant to be known, if i post them, they would know, thus it would not be an unknown anymore as they would be known by them. so in effect this exercise is making known the things that should remain unknown, and after they are made known they shall forever be known and will never be unknown again, thus the known things about me would incease. the increase would be inversely proportional to the unknowns about me which would in fact decrease, thus effectively destroying the mysterious aspect of me which i have strived so hard to create and maintian*. **

*oh yes its true! hahaha
** this is not intentionally confusing, thus it is uninentionally confusing, which would make it intentionally clear.

OK. 7 things about me (i'm anon btw) that nobody knows.

1) i like dark coloured underwear =D
2) my flat foot insole gave me a blister
3) my ubin blister just tore today
4) my soccer is pro-er than handy (HAHA)
5) im eating an apple now
6) when i think of joshua tan, i see little yellow girls
7) i like to play with the light that comes from the optical mouse

TADAH. maybe i should do this more often so you all will know me better =D

curse the stick for not updating, i was waiting for him =/

monster.

SORRY

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haha that was fun. can u read it? my imaginary friend has strangely been mia from this blong, so it is up to me to update once again! woohoo.

just ONE more day to the day of more-dense-than-fresh-water-due-to-salt-content-which-increases-mass-thus-
increasing-density-as-density-is-mass-over-volume day!!!oneone1elventy!

22km, glhf all. the only problem is how to get to pasir ris. cannot teleport cos the teleporting machine spoilt yesterday. i need to pee now, buhbye.

-monster

HAPPY

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today i BUNG my head against the bloody edge of the wall.. and grew a sausage.

5 more days to the day of saltiness!

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BUOYS

Have you ever pondered what the simple word 'BUOY' means? If you have, you have come to the right place. I shall now analyse the meaning of 'BUOY'. A buoy is a float moored in the water (it does not nessesarily have to be anchored) to mark a loaction, warn of danger, or indicate a navigational channel.

A buoy is usually made of plastic in a shape of a round sphere ball. It has a nice hollow core (and no you dont put a soft iron armature in it) filled with air (not helium) so it will have a lower overall density than water. If for some stupid reason, u place a soft iron armature in the hollow center then pass a current through it, the buoy becomes a induced eletro-magnet. Due to its attractiveness, grils gets induced due to thier free flowing hormones, i mean electrons in thier entity. The gril is then attracted to the buoy. As mentioned above, buoys are a warn of danger.
Bouys with stronger magnetic strength or larger magnetic fields often tend to attract too many grils. Hot as grils may be, too many of them will spell disaster. All the water will be evaporated and buoys will not have anything to float on.

Loose buoys tend to get screwed by stray ships, thats why they are mostly anchored. Keeping a buoy anchored is just like flying a kite. Its that simple. But if you were to ever let go if a kite, and it catches a strong wind, then some how find its way onto a hot gril, consider itself lucky not be barbecued.

Well, i throughly hope that i have enlightened you readers about buoys. I hope buoys never ever learn how to barbecue, cus grils are often VERY hard to handle.