Life Jack Association

Life Jack Association
Ok... i just got back from a $67 facial..... oh my gosh i tell you.... the facialist totally shoved some creamy oxidising cream into my nose by accident. Shit it totally hurt like hell.... But it was really funny, the way the facialist apologised..... then the manager came out and came to tend to me. She used some cool green liquid (which smelt like 100plus lime) and washed the cream out of my nose. Haha i got $67 back and even got a free facial voucher worth $50! And whats more, the cream dint even hurt... HAHA i cant believe it! Its just my day...

I wonder how my brother is doing in NS now,,,,

2nd msg.

Today so fun! Got new toy come in leh! The toy was blue on top and white at the bottom. There was a complicated array of cables within the toy and got a cute platform the can swivel around and round and round and round and round..... and ROUND MORE AND MORE!

Typing a blong is reallt boring.... why do people like me type blongs..... why oh why..... maybe becus blongs let me be spastic with wad i want to be spastic about... yay so happy.... BLONGiNG is GREAT FUN!

1st msg of doom

With all the power beastow in me, i eclair this blong unclosed. Hurray! Three cheers and three cheers and three cheers to no one.... hip hip hurray... hip hip hurray... hip hip hurray!
I do not unstrongly undisencourage you continue to visit this blong. But i would unwillingly not to not recomend you to tell yours frens to come and vist this corny blong.


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Disclaimer of the Disclaimer: The disclaimer is relatively unreliable. The author that typed the disclaimer is not sane, nor is it insane.