BUOYS

Have you ever pondered what the simple word 'BUOY' means? If you have, you have come to the right place. I shall now analyse the meaning of 'BUOY'. A buoy is a float moored in the water (it does not nessesarily have to be anchored) to mark a loaction, warn of danger, or indicate a navigational channel.

A buoy is usually made of plastic in a shape of a round sphere ball. It has a nice hollow core (and no you dont put a soft iron armature in it) filled with air (not helium) so it will have a lower overall density than water. If for some stupid reason, u place a soft iron armature in the hollow center then pass a current through it, the buoy becomes a induced eletro-magnet. Due to its attractiveness, grils gets induced due to thier free flowing hormones, i mean electrons in thier entity. The gril is then attracted to the buoy. As mentioned above, buoys are a warn of danger.
Bouys with stronger magnetic strength or larger magnetic fields often tend to attract too many grils. Hot as grils may be, too many of them will spell disaster. All the water will be evaporated and buoys will not have anything to float on.

Loose buoys tend to get screwed by stray ships, thats why they are mostly anchored. Keeping a buoy anchored is just like flying a kite. Its that simple. But if you were to ever let go if a kite, and it catches a strong wind, then some how find its way onto a hot gril, consider itself lucky not be barbecued.

Well, i throughly hope that i have enlightened you readers about buoys. I hope buoys never ever learn how to barbecue, cus grils are often VERY hard to handle.