LITTLE YELLOW GIRLS

I HAVE 307,259 BUSHELS OF FOOD. hahahahahha.


Racecar! says:
post 7 things about yourself that no one knows!

HAH but first i shall like question the point of this exercise!
things that no one know about me should stay that way, because if people who know me still dont know those things its probably not known for a reason, else they would have already known as they, as a fact, know me.

and since those things that they do not know are probably not meant to be known, if i post them, they would know, thus it would not be an unknown anymore as they would be known by them. so in effect this exercise is making known the things that should remain unknown, and after they are made known they shall forever be known and will never be unknown again, thus the known things about me would incease. the increase would be inversely proportional to the unknowns about me which would in fact decrease, thus effectively destroying the mysterious aspect of me which i have strived so hard to create and maintian*. **

*oh yes its true! hahaha
** this is not intentionally confusing, thus it is uninentionally confusing, which would make it intentionally clear.

OK. 7 things about me (i'm anon btw) that nobody knows.

1) i like dark coloured underwear =D
2) my flat foot insole gave me a blister
3) my ubin blister just tore today
4) my soccer is pro-er than handy (HAHA)
5) im eating an apple now
6) when i think of joshua tan, i see little yellow girls
7) i like to play with the light that comes from the optical mouse

TADAH. maybe i should do this more often so you all will know me better =D

curse the stick for not updating, i was waiting for him =/

monster.