Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Barbecue Birthday epic battle.

gratz to this blog's 90th post.

I had one of teh most memorable Sunday yesterday!!! (27th july 2008)
It was an epic battle i tell you. One puny stick against 10 giants! I did my best to not answer the paper question, though until now i am clueless abt what it really means.

And wah when the giants came, i defense curl like a ball, and really i tried curl up to reduce surface area. But then before i could complete my defense curl, i kenna attacked. Damn funny the way everyone tried to lift me and yeah they succeeded. (of course lah, i how light! 62kilo nia).

So my next course of defense was the "rolling whirlwind escape move". Immediately after using that imbal move, all 10 pairs of hands lost grip on me! Wah! i thought to myself, time to zhao. But how to zhao when all ten giants are surrounding a mere stick so tighly. Haiz. I did a few more of those "rolling whirlwind escape move" but still i was inched closer to my impending doom.

THEN, in my desperate last attempt at the RWEM, (short form for the long move but in typing this i might as well have not typed this and typed the full "rolling whirlwind escape move" instead), some of the giants lost their foothold! I took this life line and dragged that giant down with me, attempting to use him as an anchor and shield to increase my body weight. Wah i felt safe for 3 sec! Phew i thought. But no.... the giants peeled the fallen giant away and continued with their assault.

I was like couple of feet away from my death pit when my uber fast ultra reflexes sensed that there as a brown, big wooden bench-cum-table near my hand! It was my last chance. Lashing out my arm, i had a vice grip on the table! Wooo hooo i thought! There was no way they could drag me down into the death pit with the heavy oak table. BUUT once again they proved me wrong. Against all laws of physics, the whole table shook and haiz, i had to let go or else later got property dmg we all will KNS.

So i happily let myself willingly into doomsday. Well, since this was my first time, let my tell you guys out there who may share the same fate as me one day. Its harmless! Or maybe i just tired out the 10 giants until they bo str left to commit their crime. Cheers! and happy birthday to Dang-man, teh magic school bus man! Also thx for the gay shades foto from the Gay-goh and the nice compilation foto from YinYang-master.


ok i promise the next post will be with a shit load of photos, including the gay shades one and if possible the fotos from teh epic battle. :)
I tot using teh instead of the makes it look cooler but now that i look at it, its dumb cus "the" and "teh" are both 3 letters, thus making it really me look like a retard to be unable to type "the"properly. I mean tot and thought, cus and because are both acceptable but the and teh, no way! Woo hoo fun fun rambling.

My revenge for losing my key and for having an affair with someone else. No key, no foto removal mauahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anw, this photo is actually one of the photos i posted long ago. :)
Wednesday, July 23, 2008

poke diao

Sian. Last time my Ex-girlfriend bang into a boy and then kenna bashed badly. Now she kenna poke in the ass. Its the curse lah i tell you. When ever she gets a new boy friend, she will confirm get dmged. But she's a tough girl, still imbal enuf to pwn all the other ppl out there! I try get some photos of her ass wound from this incident and also some of her scars from the previous "bang the boy incident."

To my good friend who may read this, dont take it so seriously..., its not a big deal. Mistakes are unavoidable, just take even better care of her next time. Also, remember to look at teh smiley faces everyday.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Randomfotos

(Fans)Perfect Fit For MSN Display Pic. For Fans and Haters of Katarang, 2 horny little kids.
(Haters)

Aang in teh "Pwn Ur Ass Anytime" mode. (below)


All that fire bending has lead to more sexier people.

Funny GIF clip for WoW players out there. (u probably wont understand if u dont play WoW)

Edit: for some reason, the GiF is not moving. ZzZ
Edit 2: The Photo of (Aang in teh "Pwn Ur Ass Anytime" mode) is wrongly uploaded. So yeah, the one below is the correct one. Many thx to Mr Lee for pointing out my grave mistake.

More to come.
Monday, July 21, 2008

Bye bye boats

Today marks the day where i retire from wearing a life jacket, no water bending for me any more. :( May my blade with the smiley face and the bird shit patch-up rest in peace in the blade rack for all to admire and smile at its face :) Also dont forget to visit Mr.smiley that is located on the wall somewhere near the main doors.

Also, avatar the last airbender has finally come to an end! And holy cow is the final episode blardy cool. Aang is too imbalanced!!! Hes just too god damn strong! And omg, if i remember correctly, hes only 13 years old. The ending was really pedophilic.

Anyway, good race too all of u out there that participated in NCC'08. My next race will be SEACC'08 held in Singapore, 2 weeks after my final exams. :)
(will be uploading some funny photos in the next post i hope.)

Edit: nah just joking abt completely going into dormancy mode. I will be there every SAT!! weee
Saturday, July 19, 2008

New Internet Connection

After 10 days of internetless life, i am friggin happy that my internet is back again, and its even more faster now! (from 3mbps to 8mbps!!) Its been a really long time since a post has been poasted, probably due to the laziness and wow factor. Anyway, i am here cus i am bored, in those kind of situation where by I have to go sleep soon but then got a few mins left to scew around...

Got teh race tomorrow morning, (actually shud be today cus its pass 12), 10km of moving fastly with my wife and our red&white Zanpaktou (sword of doom).

Oh yeah, just remembered that Avatar chapter 16 is out! Time to go watch.