TOLIET BOWL

today i went to the ocean toilet bowl but due to a completly valid reason, i didnt have to touch the water in the toliet bowl.

when i got past the first level, the lizard, i went to rest to recover hp. then SUDDENLY KNNB GOT SECRET HIGH LEVEL COCKROACH COME OUT. THE CHEEBYE COCKROACH GOT CRAPOLISTIC FLYING-FISHCAKE-COME-AND-PUNCH-ME FACE, HOW THE HELL TO BEAT.

SO WHAT THE PONG PONG I GOT POONED BY THE CHEEBYE COCKROACH. that piece of JUKEN meat so powerful with bastard power, he give his ganaspishytic logic say 10 skacker-sise more tiring that toilet bowl training. so when i got reason to skip toilet bowl why still can go for the morning skacker-sise but cannot toilet bowl. so therefore i am wrong/slacking/lying/lacking interity/doing things at my own convinience. (LIKE HELL I'D DO THINGS AT YOUR CONVIENIENCE, basket cock-cheebyellastic-roach)

the shitomofatic cockroach made me see lizard, then must go back cockroach, after toilet bowl session must go back see lizard. and the lizard is cockroach's friend, so make more assfart nonsense.

i want to kick the cockroach's fishballs and squish its cockalodon head. go and die with your stinking juices, cockroach.

Super Heronics

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What does 'i' stand for? Today we shall talking about the ironic irony the fantastically and magnificient word - "irony" The following content is to be viewed at the discretion of the readers for it contains some unhealthy and unmoral discussions that may seem explicit and rude to little kids of age 5-8 years of age. For kids of age 15 and below, i highly recommend that you have parental consent before proceeding.


First we shall discuss the ironies in science and thus disproof a physic theory.
Gamma rays form the highest-energy end of the eletromagnetic spectrum. Which means that gamma rays are super powerful and incredible and leathal rays. Standard gamma rays need like 3cm of lead(never use the 2b kind) before it can be shielded. Which also means it needs like 18cm of concrete or 27cm of COMPACTED dirt or abt 100km of air before it can be shielded off.

But the mystery is that how did hulk become a incredible hulk? You see, the Bruise Banner was shot in the ass by gamma rays emmitted from something that looks like this:

(neglecting proper regular toaster maintainence )

Oops.. wrong picture, the gamma machine is actually called a 'gamma sphere'. It looks like this:

(gamma sphere that shoots gamma into banners)

And if u recall(not using arbriter), the hulk movie shows that bruise jumped into the path of 'gamma rays' to save his stupid friend that shud have been gamma-ified. Looking at how skinny a banner is, there is hardly enough mass in it to even shield 10% of the gamma rays from his stupid friend. But miracles happens all the time man! That is what makes the hulk incredible - its ablility to bend scientific theories. The bloody gamma-rays shud have impaled through the banner and affect his friend as well. But nooo, mr friend lives without getting blown up like the bull frog. Next time soldiers will be wrapped in banners and start shooting nukes all over the place.

Some untrustworthy facts: In real life, gammaspheres weigh about 14 tons. It does not emmitt any gamma particles. Instead it deflects them. It is used to study radioactive compounds.

References: Wikipedia-the worlds most trust worthy encyclopedia, and the book titled '100,000,000 facts' by Stic Kosenburg

IMBA MUD PIE

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this is the mudpie i got.



it is a very special mudpie.


and thus..






its special cos the coffee woman dunno how to make the mudpie. she FLOODED the thing with choc syrup till it was a pool of syrup =) i love her.


its supposed to look like this


(haha so small.)
or this

see! not as much syrup right. i stole (no borrowed) this from another person's blog, THEREFORE I HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR MUDPIE IS YOURS AND MINE IS MINE SO PLZ DONT SUE ME but mine is still bigger than yours =D)


yum. i just felt this blong needs a few pictures to be famous. pic = 1k words, more words = more famous.
thankyou
monster
and heck, while we're at it, why not.

=)

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and this made me sad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZP3VMgyzUU
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BUTTT back to the point. (har, har a pun. buttt. but. but! geeddit!!)


PUBLIC APOLOGY

evey 590,009.34 members of the Mon-Steriens family (of genus Mon and species Steriens)are truly sorry in the infridgement of jucidal sucidal law, section 3 papayas, part pangsai, line -22.

we recongnize the public harm and discreditment done intentionally to Mr. imaginary stick and would like to take this oppotuinty to make a public statement to show our sincrest regretment in copying Mr imginary stick and resulting in disillutionating the public, causing them to think that Mr imginary stick is actually worth copying =p

therefore, in an utmost attempt to make good our relations and to prevent it from turning into hostility and distrust, we, the Mon-Steriens, hereby grant Mr imginary stick a complimentary oppotuinity to claim a hug from any of the 590,009.34 members of the Mon-Steriens family at any time and any place. also, Mr imaginary stick will be granted a one time exclusive redemption from being called a noob by Mon-Steriens (although this already hardly happens, admit it). however, terms and conditions apply. this exculsive redeption will in no way save you when the beast and jw2242 begin their verbal abuse (i.e. Lu(@$ you f!Cking noob!) on you.

thank you for your kind understanding and we wish you all the best for your future endaveours.

monster.

Copy Right Law

Copy people post very funny arh? Damn fun right? You know many many people kenna catch and thrown into jail becus they whole day copy copy copy... So to prevent you from making the mistakes you are mistaking now, i going to teach you about copyright law!

Under judical law, section 53, part xi, line 23, of the copyright act quotes: "... ... copying, stealing, any form of material, text, idea, format, that is original or unique to the victim is a form of copyright"

Under jucidal law, section 3, part ii, line 42, of the punishment quota sheet quotes: " Violators of copyright act part xi to part xii are alleged to 5 strokes or a maximum fine of $10 000 or 2 years imprisonment or any combination of the stated three decrees."

However this law system only applies to homo sapiens and not Mon-Steriens (also known as Monster or its cousin, Moster). The punishment of Mon-Steriens can be found in the World M-S Control Agency (WMSCA) documents. The following are thier punishments for violating copyright laws:

Degree 1: Copying 0.005% or less
Punishment 1: 10 Slashes on the butt (if no butt, slash face)and automatic bankruptcy.

Degree 2: Copying 0.005% to 0.0051%
Punishment 2: Apply punishment 1 and slashing till both face and butt can no longer be seen and confiscation of keyboard.

Degree 3: Copying 0.0051% and above
Punishment 3: Apply punishment 1 and 2, and the extermination of the Mon-sterien species.

Therefore i urge Mr Monster to stop violating the copyright act as the consiquences are extremely undesirable. All information are 100% original and can be found here: Click here

oh and i ate 5 eggs today
done by: imaginary stick
word count: 289

Its a Weightless Burden to Me

Yeah, its actually not a burden to me, and you know what? Its totally your business! cos i'm a blongger and its my business to make not your business your business. thus i shall list the reasons why blonggnig is not a burden to me.

Firstly, i do not feel very original so i'm using the stick-friend's post as a template. i suck/bite my thumb at you, turnitin.com! i cant rmb what romeo says =/

Secondly, by the non-exsisting SPRAINED ANKLE, which i didnt get cos i didnt go play soccer today, even though i wanted to.

Thridly does not exsist. =D

Fourthly, DOING WORK! WHAT WORK?? YEAH its the hols and there's no work, everyday is playday! and the lan shop at meredian suXx0r now.

Fithly, i just realese my 2 fugly fighting fishes into the downstairs pond, where i think they'd prob get eaten by the giant coil fish (which are not real coils) and the monster luohans. BUT as a peace offering to the pond god i threw in ~10 cubes of frozen bloodworms! may the fighting fishes live long and pro-create.

Lastly, because i know that i'm more normal than my imaginary stick friend, i dont have to worry as this post is at least comprehensible to 210.3% of the population of the earth. and to conclude i conclude that the indon moon is different from the singapore moon.

oh and i ate 5 eggs today.
done by: monster.
word count: 239

Its a Burden to Me

Yeah, its a burden to me, and you know what? Its none of your business! But any how i still shall blog down what i fill is a burden to me.

Firstly, UPDATING of this bloody non-haemoglobin blog is A HUGE STAB IN THE HOLE back there.

Secondly, by SPRAINED ANKLE, which was sprain not in spain, but on a street soccer court somewhere not near spain at all.

Thridly, the PAIN casued by the SPRAIN is telling my nerves in my ankle to send signals to my BRAIN for me to feel pain.

Fourthly, DOING WORK! Ever stood under a rain of raindroplets? Now imagine raindroplets replaced with worksheets! That would be the end of the water cycle.

Fithly, MAINTAINING my 4.0-foot by 2.0-foot by 1.5-foot tank (2 s.f.). I have my black ghost knife, cardinals, angels, ottos, yamatos, SAEs. All so 'kawai'!!! And every alternate day i have to feed them 6 cubes of frozen blood worms (of course defrosted (not in the mirowave) one lah...). Every one week must change GALLONS OF WATER. I tried using to ten-gallon hat but it din't work.(DAMN)

Sixthly, THINKING of what to write for the 'sixthly' part. I tell you, its really really hard to sit infront of UV emmitting screens and think of ideas at the same time. UV seems to affect my eyes so i wear polarised -Nike- branded anti-UV sun glasses when i do any form of work in front of my monitor (Seriously! No joke).

Lastly, MAKING SURE this post is at least 5% comprehensible by ordinary folks like Ronald Macdonald and Elmo. I scanned through the whole post for speeling eeror and gammatic L'er so that my english educated chinese teacher would not faint if she read this.