IMPORTANT UGRENT ANNOUNCeMENT
following up on the previous post, the latest report from NASA plublicised by the BBC that the dis-orbitation from the moon will cause a significant decrease in the field strength of the gravtional field of the moon.
this means that the gravtational pull on the earth wil be stronger as there will be no force from the moon to conuter it.
THEREFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC. the World Health Oragnisation has started prepartion for a world-wide calamity on that day. medical helicopters and abulances have started moblising in nearly every country. this is in an attempt to counter the extremely high number of deaths caused from SHOCK and HEART ATTACK and STARVATION after ladies (esp those in teen and auntie catorgary) weight themselves.
THEREFORE PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC FOR A WEEK, until worldwide weighing scales companies recall all scales sold in the past 100 years for re-calibration to prevent the female population of the world dropping 10000.28%
monster.
this means that the gravtational pull on the earth wil be stronger as there will be no force from the moon to conuter it.
THEREFORE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC. the World Health Oragnisation has started prepartion for a world-wide calamity on that day. medical helicopters and abulances have started moblising in nearly every country. this is in an attempt to counter the extremely high number of deaths caused from SHOCK and HEART ATTACK and STARVATION after ladies (esp those in teen and auntie catorgary) weight themselves.
THEREFORE PLEASE DO NOT WEIGH YOURSELF ON 22 DEC FOR A WEEK, until worldwide weighing scales companies recall all scales sold in the past 100 years for re-calibration to prevent the female population of the world dropping 10000.28%
monster.
posted by StickAng[---]BermPantster at 4:44 AM
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