oh man
An expression used to convey the instinctive reaction to a stimulus, be it a physical object or an abstract thought.
The nature of the reaction conveyed can be discerned from a combination of the context in which the 'oh man' was delivered and the intonation with which the 'oh man' was delivered.
http://www.urbandictionary.com <-- haha so cool.
"Fucktard"
1)
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
-A fucking retard
-A retarded fuck
-A fuck, who is also retarded
2)
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
-Most catholic girls are fucktards.
3)
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
-Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
4)
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
Edit:
lol got one more i thought was funny-
"Fucktardation"
1)
a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"
"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
The nature of the reaction conveyed can be discerned from a combination of the context in which the 'oh man' was delivered and the intonation with which the 'oh man' was delivered.
http://www.urbandictionary.com <-- haha so cool.
"Fucktard"
1)
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
-A fucking retard
-A retarded fuck
-A fuck, who is also retarded
2)
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
-Most catholic girls are fucktards.
3)
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
-Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
4)
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
Edit:
lol got one more i thought was funny-
"Fucktardation"
1)
a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"
"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
posted by StickAng[---]BermPantster at 4:40 AM
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