Super Heronics

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What does 'i' stand for? Today we shall talking about the ironic irony the fantastically and magnificient word - "irony" The following content is to be viewed at the discretion of the readers for it contains some unhealthy and unmoral discussions that may seem explicit and rude to little kids of age 5-8 years of age. For kids of age 15 and below, i highly recommend that you have parental consent before proceeding.


First we shall discuss the ironies in science and thus disproof a physic theory.
Gamma rays form the highest-energy end of the eletromagnetic spectrum. Which means that gamma rays are super powerful and incredible and leathal rays. Standard gamma rays need like 3cm of lead(never use the 2b kind) before it can be shielded. Which also means it needs like 18cm of concrete or 27cm of COMPACTED dirt or abt 100km of air before it can be shielded off.

But the mystery is that how did hulk become a incredible hulk? You see, the Bruise Banner was shot in the ass by gamma rays emmitted from something that looks like this:

(neglecting proper regular toaster maintainence )

Oops.. wrong picture, the gamma machine is actually called a 'gamma sphere'. It looks like this:

(gamma sphere that shoots gamma into banners)

And if u recall(not using arbriter), the hulk movie shows that bruise jumped into the path of 'gamma rays' to save his stupid friend that shud have been gamma-ified. Looking at how skinny a banner is, there is hardly enough mass in it to even shield 10% of the gamma rays from his stupid friend. But miracles happens all the time man! That is what makes the hulk incredible - its ablility to bend scientific theories. The bloody gamma-rays shud have impaled through the banner and affect his friend as well. But nooo, mr friend lives without getting blown up like the bull frog. Next time soldiers will be wrapped in banners and start shooting nukes all over the place.

Some untrustworthy facts: In real life, gammaspheres weigh about 14 tons. It does not emmitt any gamma particles. Instead it deflects them. It is used to study radioactive compounds.

References: Wikipedia-the worlds most trust worthy encyclopedia, and the book titled '100,000,000 facts' by Stic Kosenburg