BLOW BLOW BLOW

however, contary to popular beliefs which are in fact right, as the diametrically view of the opposite is wrong, because the basis of the conclusion is founded on the fact that it in itself is fundamentally right, may be wrong because the assumption that it by itself is right may be wrong as what may appear wrong may actually be right, depending on the view of the consumer, who would usually most of the time may or may not assume that himself/herself is right, but in reality they may be wrong.

therefore in order to conclude my concluding conclusion is to conclude that MY CPU FAN IS STILL SPOLIED WTF.

monster.

GRILS

today i shall attempt to write about this facinating topic. GRILS. who knows what grils really are? no one has any real idea many people have attempted to do studies on this mysterious subject, but they have mysteriously disappeared off the face of the earth.

GRILS are a dangerous item, any one would agree. sometimes they can be really nice, but sometimes they are really horrible. sometimes the GRILS burn the food (like sausages) that you are cooking them on, but sometimes you can talk to GRILS for hours and realise it is fun. however, the danger in GRILS lie in their unpredicatability.. following up on the above example, one minute you could be happily cooking your sausage, the next minute the GRIL could be shouting and/or daoing you. how those two (daoing and shouting) are done simultaneously and co-conjuntively, is a mystery to the mere mortals of the planet and is only known to the higher beings belonging to the realm of GRILS.

however, us mere mortals have more or less reached a relatively similar concluding conclusion.. that is treat you GRILS nicely and your GRIL would (hopefully probably most likely) treat you (relatively) well. haha just kidding we all know that GRILS are in fact very nice.. if not how would you bbq your sausage to perfection? be nice or risk getting cancer from the soot of burnt sausages.

GRILS ftw =)

monster.

Corny Maize - Omg you sick shit

Have you ever walked down some maze and got lost in it? Duh... obviously you dint... Buses are really incredible, they are long and have a high population limit. So what does buses got to do with mazes? Nothing! Its just real corny thats all.
Ok that aside, here comes the bside:
I cannot believe i lost my 1 000 000 000 byte USB ver2.0 THUMB DRIVE! OMG! Shit i really dont know where it drove to... I tried checking my nails but it wasnt there. I was littereally rolling on the floor of my class room when i discovered it has eloped. I had to sweep the floor after that. B-sides, ceeing dat i lost my thumb drive, I went even screwy when i lost all my ASSIGNMENT WORK! Although only afew million bytes, ITS STTLL MEANS ALOT TO ME! Oh god thumb, pls bring back my barney to me....

END

POST SCRIPT: i realised what ps means now! THX! and i really did lose my thumb drive! Pls visit this site:www.little-gals.com

MY normal post

since my imaginary stick friend has posted a normal post, im obliged to do one too.. here goes my ordinary post.

today (26 july 2006) i woke up from my bed. it was very soft and i wanted to stay inside but i was scared later some gangster called drong would call his gang and beat me up.. so i had no choice but to open my eyes so as to allow myself to wake up.
after i woke up i took off my clothes and put on my special costume. the costume has special powers it makes me sleepy when certain people called teachers start talking. after that i go to the tolet and clean my teeth with a speical devise known as a toothbrush. i think the inventor of the toothbrush gave his invention a very speical and innovative name.. TOOTH-BRUSH. i would have never thought of that.
after that i went to this special institution of education for the young.. some people call it school. i personally call it sian. at that institution the certain people called teachers tried to invade our minds to take over.. lucky i had the strenght to repel them. i suspect they may be aliens. espically the one that teaches physics. he looks like a Man In Black character (but certainly not the Man).
after spending the day with the teachers and fighting with the beast, school ended. cos i got tired from typing. what i did after school is top-secret and you all will never find out.. wahaha.

im using a laptop, the fan in my desktop spoil.. why so lousy one. i tried to replace it with the wall fan in my room but somehow it couldnt fit in the cpu. nvm i'll go try harder later. must be because i suck at INTERGRATION.. so i cannot intergrate the wall fan with the cpu. i will go practice now.

Normal Post

Ok! For once i shall blog normally like other bloggers, reporting/summer-rise-sing what the hell they did on 24^th of july.
Ok morning time i woke up early early to brush teath and drink kopi. Later on i went on to my school to attend school on that very morning which ended in the afternoon. After school, i went to play with water on water on water-floating things that happen to be able to float very floatishly on water or H₂O. Then as i sweated alot while playing in water, i went to bathe in water to wash all the liquid off me. I was then very thristy so i bought my self a bottle of chilled water that tasted unlike any other drink other than water.
So... after i drank Kopi, and went to school, i went for assembly where we assembled at the assembly ground to sing the assembly song titled - National Anthem - . Following that, we went to our class rooms to attend classes conducted by class teachers. The nicest class out of the other classes is the PE class period. Its where we get to educate ourselves physically, teach our muscles mathematics.
Then i went to play water then go home. At home i eat dinner in the dinner room on a dinner table that is placed with dinner food. Then later i went to my room and switch on the computer that is located near the switch in my room. After waiting about 10 minutes for my computer to boot up, started typing this post which i started typing 10 minutes before the word before.

This is the end of a normal post. PS: i hate posting normally, next post i shall resume my corniness. And wad does PS mean? Pang Sai?

you did not waste your time reading this

congrats to mr golden mushroom. though i dont know how he did yet, but im keeping myself in suspense by not asking him how he did so i can feel excited the whole day =D exciting!!

and YES I HATE VENDING MACHINES. warm coke DOES taste funny. but it gave me enough power to cancel out the noobness of mr golden mushroom when we played dota. haha jk, he's actually a pro_noob. lucky jw2242 wasnt there to overwhelm us. mr golden mushroom was quite good when he played with barbie marmaid which comes with special pink sprinkle puff fairy tiara. battries not included.

i over-coded the stupid code already =)
oh and bob was hot. i sat on the firehosereel thingy, really good view.
dont ask me about mia lee. =) :)

omg you wasted your time reading this

Hmm lemme recall wad interesting ting happen today.....
1) Monster(my imgaginary friend) bought a can of coke frm the vending machine but the coke that came out was WARM! LOL HOW JACK!
2) We (me and monster) owned the other team upside down inside out in 2 games of dota.
3) Its racial harmony day to day and we had lots of fun racially racing through harmoniously racialised harmonic harpies that recite racial hyms that really racialised many unharmonic races into one racial harmony of harps. Bah we just had some performances...
4) We studied the mutations of brocolli, cauliflower, cabbage and brussel shoots during a bio practical.
5) It was real fun typing this post i guess/hope.

All that aside, lets get to todays real post:

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Ha ha try under-code this!

Hidden truth

When people say you are noob, you feel sad. But wad is the definition of 'noob'? Today in this post we shall together discover the wonderful meaning of 'NOOB'.
Mr Wiki says,"A newbie is a newcomer to a particular field, the term being commonly used on the Internet, where it might refer to new, inexperienced, or ignorant users of a game or the Internet itself.
The term newb itself is usually used to refer to a person who is new to the field in question, whereas noob is used as an insult. <--- CALLING PEOPLE NOOB IS AN INSULT

However, sometimes the newbie-ness of a person is so extreme that it becomes NOOBISH-ness. Let me give you an example: A time-walker happily chases an enemy with his frens backing him up. The time walker then throws a chrono sphere over the enemy but misses and chrono his frens. Then the enemy's frens appear and kill us them all. This is an excellent example of NOOB behaviour. This kind of behaviour is un-tolerateable and the Noob-ist should quit what he is doing.

Therefore in conclusion, calling people noob can only be used by pro people like Jw2242. However, when a pro people does something noobish like, he cannot be called noob. You have to refer to him as a pro-noob. I aspire to be a pro-noob, why? I have no idea at all. This was a totally random post when I decided to digress while doing my work. :)

DUMB people

following up on the previous post about smart people, i found a study done by the British Medical Journal about DUMB people.. or as they put in the article "people with a lower iq capacity". which is a nice way of saying "DUMB people".

i shall explain to you blong readers what the lengthy report of the medical journal stated, complete with and easy-to-understand analogy.

take for example mr. golden mushroom head. he wants to be smart like his poser friend he sit next to, (who coincidentally likes the colour orange) but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to do so. why is this so? its not a problem of effort, its mainly because his poser friend has dendrites.
mr golden mushroom head on the other hand does not have spikey hair. his hair on the ohter hand resembles a.. what imagery should i use. ah, it resembles a GOLDEN MUSHROOM.
his hair covers nearly 87.3% of his entire scalp. because of this, the neurons in the brain have stunted growth and cannot fire the electircal impluses quickly to transmit messegers to and from the brian. though this mushroom hair protects your head from alien telephatic invasions (using the principle of reflection of a smooth shiny surface), the disadvantage is a lower iq.

oh, woe to mr golden mushroom head and people like him! like me.

Smart People

I noticed that most smart people in my class has short, slightly spikey hair, also they are really poser-ish. (even if they dont show it to you)

According to some research paper I read, the reason they are so smart is due to thier hair style. Their spikey hair is embeded with dendrites¹. These dendrites are stratigically located on the ends of the hair strands, providing a higher surface of the dendrites exposed to the surroundings. These specialised dendrites are then able to filter out eletrical neuron pulses emmited by our human brains(when we think, we emmit these pulses). The eletrical neuron pulses are then sent to the smart person's brain to be analysed.

Only useful information will be sent to their higher cerebro to be used in their tests or assignments or even exams. Thus the research paper concludes that this step of 'mind reading' or to be exact, 'thoughts filtering' , is a new stage of the natural human evolution.

Damn... how i which i had these dendritified hair! Then i would pass all my exams, test with gliding rainbows.

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dendrites¹ : The treelike extensions of a neuron. Most neurons have multiple dendrites, which are short and typically highly branched. Dendrites are specialised for receiving information and form synaptic contacts with the terminals of other nerve cells to allow nerve impulses to be transmitted.

EYE power

today we had an eyesight test.. very easy you just have to shade the ovals they ask you to.. but the trikxy part is that the ovals are all the same shape and size.. somemore very close together. so after a while of shading you will get dizzy. but i persevered on to show them that i could indeed see.
but dunno why they ask the qn all chinese one. i tink cos they dont want let the prc scholars feel left out..

oh as a special treat for all you blong-readers, i will reveal the last passage for the eye test.. and how may u ask did i get whole of it? cos i wrote down EVERTHING that they read out.. only in english cos i dont really know how to write chinese.
HERE GOES WORD FOR WORD WHAT THEY SAID: "because grateful but lie to doc She dont eat honestly is best thats why if lie=bad lies.. i dont eat."

tadah, my cheatnotes for getting 4/10 of the eyetest qns correct! spread the love.
i have been practising with monster 67.. today i just beat my stupid no0b un-imaginary stick friend at afterschool mrt.. so fun.

Ear Power

Bah..... I had a ear examination today. It tests our hearing skills and we are graded upon 10. It was really for me, only monsters are poor at these stuff.
But i could not figure out the answer to the question asked in chinese. They asked (translated to english)," Why that guy get pissed at Anna?"
And so i answered ,"The guy dint get Anna's trust." Then my fren all so I got it all wrong! ZzzZ...
What to do? Its over already, maybe I shud build some con-trap-tion to trap all my frens, just for fun.
Hmmm, I am thinking of getting an imgainary fren... Can any one tell me where I can get one?
PS to monster : I wanna play monster 67 with you!
Oh yar! I already have a imaginary friend call "monster" !! Thx for all your help!

HOW TO GET PREGNANT IN 28 DAYS

AMATH IS NOT IMPORTANT. BIO IS.

BLOODBATH 101

there are many follicles in your *u*sy. in them there are many potential eggs. one of these potential eggs in the follicles will become a mature egg. the folicle will then be known as a GRAAFIAN FOLLICLE. this GRAAFIAN FOLLICLE will explode after a while to blast the egg into outerspace. this is known as ovulation.
after the blasting, the follicle will become a CORPUS LUTEMEN. it secreates progesterone to make your *u*sy SOFT SPONY AND YUMMY. it also secreates oestrogen. oestrogen will repair the construction site after ww3 is over.
when ww3 is over, ww4 starts.. it goes on forever.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. GO PROCREATE NOW!!
*underaged sex is snot good.

Maths is Life

Damn maths. Since when did additional mathematics get so hard? Additional maths was meant to be just 555+111=666 this type..... How did topics such as difference-ciation and intergration get intergrated into additional maths? Oh may be they ADDed them together.....
I am always postive at learning maths, i try my best to use mathematic skills such as difference- ciation and intergration in my daily life.
Since i am doing a essay on how government intergrate the ethnic minority into the main stream society, i tried using difference-ciation and intergration to differentciate their differences and to under stand what the government does to intergrate the ethnic monorities.

*I am not saying that i hate maths or anything. I really love maths! I really do? You dont believe me dont you.... Cant blame you for finding difference-ciation and intergration so hard.*

Ash Ketchup does well with Pasta

Wad does Wartortle(a pokemon) and Zidane(ball-kicker) have in common?
Ans: They both Learnt TM 02 - Headbutt.
Location: Given to you in Ilex Forest, then available at Goldenrod Mart (silver version)
Stats of attack: Does normal damage. Has a 30% chance of making the enemy Flinch. If used incorrectly, a red card may be issued to the user.

In Zidane's case, he used Head butt because the opponent pet-ted Zidane's chest(not sure if this is true).

Ok so in the end, Pasta tasted nicer than French fries. Ok Ha ha....
But i'm serious, spaghetti does taste nicer than French fries!

I noticed the refree eating Pasta for his lunch.... Hmmm makes me wonder why they won....

*Note: Wadever i typed above does not in any way refer to the WORLD CUP 2006. And Zidane is not a pokemon. And Wartortle evolves into Blastoise at lvl 36(unless u press 'b' to stop evolution)*

WWRODL CUPM

i have not been updating cos i've got a stomachache =D

btw read the story. no one really knows what's it about yet so here's your chance to join them and be confused. for now.

world cyp is tonight. GOOOO BRAZIL. they will 100% win! cos they have been playing tennis since 1869, thus their countries are filled with potential tennis superstars

Pic of my fish

Fish fish fish... How i wish i was a fish that could water bend. That would be great wont it.....
I want to make my england more powderful so i wan start write a story. My new story blog is: www.rowfiction.blogspot.com

Noobishness -ATOD-

When running a errand for my mum, i bought the wrong type of ring for her... it cost $900! Got a scolding by monster and the BEAST screwed around with my hair.

Germany lost WWI, or was it the match against Italy? Maybe both but it does not matter. What matters most is that the soccer ball is round and so is a cannon ball. Ok... this is really getting out of point and i have yet to post a picture of my fish...

Learn HTML!

ROAR

damn u stupid stick. you plunk with my heart again, like mr Ee says. plunkplunk.

you may have beaten me in "monster 67" today, but i shall perservere and beat you one day! cos i know the secret level called "dover mrt". i shall be undefeatable now. and u're still a giant pile of noobstick.

you want a pic of my bird? brace yourselves.
roar

thats my finger and i'm not stick. cos stick's bird doesnt exsist in this current frame of the universe. only mine does =) and it bites. *

*do not think dirty

ï cant wait to play "monster 67" again.

Who cant be named?

Ha Ha! Some game called 'Monster 67' or smth like that is damn funny! You have to trick some 'monster' creature thingy and make him walk some distance to a pit stop. After that you have to quickly board something that looks like a bus and escape from it! And i managed to complete 15 lvls out of 23 lvls!

Hmmm ill be posting some pics of my pet bird, fishes and my siberian cat (fyi: the name of the cat is seberian, its not a siberian breed).

SIBERIAN

Ok ok joke aside.... my real cat:



I'll post pics of my bird next time.. YAWN Tired....

BOOM

i just watched prite of the crabbyian. it was very nice but i thought the ghosts were scary.

zzz no inspiration. cos i was instructed by He Who Shall Not Be Named not to leave too many spaces in between paragraphs cos it'll cause the readers to be unable to view all our posts in the same page. therefore my creative juices cannot flow freely.

btw clifton has a flat foot fetish =)

1st time exp

My 1st time eating at a restaurant called 'sole garden'. A bunch of friendly mammals brought me to this fasinating place. At 'sole garden' there are no seats, only really tall tables. It was a buffet luch and we had to stand and eat... (i find the standing part dumb).

Wah i eat and eat REALLY become full like mad. Stomach going to almost wanna break out of body that kind of feeling. Go home after that got tummy pain, go to the loo and flush toilet.

Any way today was quite a uneventful day.... Oh yar, some guy saidi walk like i am disco-ing, bobbing up and down, left and right... weird...

Dragon Car

Yay my favourite team won again! Happy i am. I feel really fat today... ate so much ice cream, this is bad, how to burn off all that fat.
Ok now i gotta get this blong tagged by every blonger in the blonging society. Make it famos amos!

Alrite time to take my after nooon nap with my siberian cat.

SUPRMAN gets confused

i just came back from watching suprman! with myself and other friends.

suprman was kinda dumb. i took pics so u all can enjoy it from the comfort of your homes while i suffered unimaginable torment in the cinema seat. the air con was a little cold =(

FIRSTLY WE HAVE...

SUPRMAN'S CHIN

damn exciting.

we also have the milf.

and the mysterious dark owner of that sexy chin.

too lazy to post the rest of the pics. played arcade and ate kfc after that, broke my slipper, but being such a henkyman, i fixed it with 3 straws from kfc. while myself looked on not helping.

zzz suprman is imba and boring. his suprpower comes from his suit. which is bullet/fire/moth proof. and the dog didnt eat the old woman it ate its gay partner. and the little boy didnt save suprman and the blondie bimbo woman thingy didnt kill minime. all our theories were wrong. but its ok everyone makes mistakes. inculding suprman. he so shouldnt have waxed his legs.

-monster

EVIL PERSONIFIED

AHHH my stupid other side known as "myself" made the HITS COUNTER disappear!!! and he turned the life-jack-coloured blong into a greenish disgusting colour blong.. and in the process my HITS COUNTER is gone! ok myself, i'm gonna take your popcorn later.. and btw its 85oz. the joy.



STUPID MYSELF.
NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB.

and good luck for your dragon car race!
the key to winning is to pressing the button super hard! then the engine will be powderfoo.


stupid noob myself. there went the beautiful 5 hits on the HITS COUNTER.

Twin personality

Ok.... this is really freaking me out.... I just kissed a guy walking in street 51 (near sesame street)(ok maybe not somewhere near sesame street) for NO REASON AT ALL!!! I seemed to lose control over my self.... somewhat like being possesed by another person. Weird... Why i have no idea.

2dae watashi going dragon car racing! Its a really cool sport where you have 5 different dragon cars reved up at the start line, then at a press of some reddish-brown (maybe it was brick-red) button, the front bumber is released and ZOOM off the racers go! I have a really cool model and i hope i win! GOOD LUCK TO ME!

Wonder spider - Spider woman

HIT Counter

I have just makes a hit counter! make sure you all hit it very hard ok.. thats whats a hits counters is fors!!!~~~


soon i will be adding a tax box... so you all can tax me. i cant wait to get taxxed! i didnt know having a blong is so fun. you all should blong too.. gives you a sense of identity. and can get linksed by people. thrilling indeed.



monster

My Recessive Side gets Dominant

aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee my entry disappered. someone up there is no happy. no happy what to fight ah. i shall show my anger and rock hard determin(cock)ation by reposting what i already did post just now in my previous post but is no longer posted thus my current reposting to the best of my memory.



my alter ego is copying ideas from me! i feel very hurt. cos its like someone is copying ideas from me and that someone is actually myself and since myself is so close to me and i thought i actually knew myself but in reality myself was copying me its very painful.. poor me, hurt by myself. im sure you all can relate.



oh im going to watch suprman tomorrow!!!111oneone i cant wait because suprman is very strong, must be because he eats lots of cheese and drinks lots of milk so now he still dont have osterporosis. i wish i was strong like suprman.. my figure now not good. aiyah.


today was youth day. i ate icecream. it was very cold. im tired.

bye my avid rabid hardcore fans.. keep your thingies on.


monster.