Smart People

I noticed that most smart people in my class has short, slightly spikey hair, also they are really poser-ish. (even if they dont show it to you)

According to some research paper I read, the reason they are so smart is due to thier hair style. Their spikey hair is embeded with dendrites¹. These dendrites are stratigically located on the ends of the hair strands, providing a higher surface of the dendrites exposed to the surroundings. These specialised dendrites are then able to filter out eletrical neuron pulses emmited by our human brains(when we think, we emmit these pulses). The eletrical neuron pulses are then sent to the smart person's brain to be analysed.

Only useful information will be sent to their higher cerebro to be used in their tests or assignments or even exams. Thus the research paper concludes that this step of 'mind reading' or to be exact, 'thoughts filtering' , is a new stage of the natural human evolution.

Damn... how i which i had these dendritified hair! Then i would pass all my exams, test with gliding rainbows.

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dendrites¹ : The treelike extensions of a neuron. Most neurons have multiple dendrites, which are short and typically highly branched. Dendrites are specialised for receiving information and form synaptic contacts with the terminals of other nerve cells to allow nerve impulses to be transmitted.