DUMB people

following up on the previous post about smart people, i found a study done by the British Medical Journal about DUMB people.. or as they put in the article "people with a lower iq capacity". which is a nice way of saying "DUMB people".

i shall explain to you blong readers what the lengthy report of the medical journal stated, complete with and easy-to-understand analogy.

take for example mr. golden mushroom head. he wants to be smart like his poser friend he sit next to, (who coincidentally likes the colour orange) but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to do so. why is this so? its not a problem of effort, its mainly because his poser friend has dendrites.
mr golden mushroom head on the other hand does not have spikey hair. his hair on the ohter hand resembles a.. what imagery should i use. ah, it resembles a GOLDEN MUSHROOM.
his hair covers nearly 87.3% of his entire scalp. because of this, the neurons in the brain have stunted growth and cannot fire the electircal impluses quickly to transmit messegers to and from the brian. though this mushroom hair protects your head from alien telephatic invasions (using the principle of reflection of a smooth shiny surface), the disadvantage is a lower iq.

oh, woe to mr golden mushroom head and people like him! like me.