Barbecue Birthday epic battle.
gratz to this blog's 90th post.
I had one of teh most memorable Sunday yesterday!!! (27th july 2008)
It was an epic battle i tell you. One puny stick against 10 giants! I did my best to not answer the paper question, though until now i am clueless abt what it really means.
And wah when the giants came, i defense curl like a ball, and really i tried curl up to reduce surface area. But then before i could complete my defense curl, i kenna attacked. Damn funny the way everyone tried to lift me and yeah they succeeded. (of course lah, i how light! 62kilo nia).
So my next course of defense was the "rolling whirlwind escape move". Immediately after using that imbal move, all 10 pairs of hands lost grip on me! Wah! i thought to myself, time to zhao. But how to zhao when all ten giants are surrounding a mere stick so tighly. Haiz. I did a few more of those "rolling whirlwind escape move" but still i was inched closer to my impending doom.
THEN, in my desperate last attempt at the RWEM, (short form for the long move but in typing this i might as well have not typed this and typed the full "rolling whirlwind escape move" instead), some of the giants lost their foothold! I took this life line and dragged that giant down with me, attempting to use him as an anchor and shield to increase my body weight. Wah i felt safe for 3 sec! Phew i thought. But no.... the giants peeled the fallen giant away and continued with their assault.
I was like couple of feet away from my death pit when my uber fast ultra reflexes sensed that there as a brown, big wooden bench-cum-table near my hand! It was my last chance. Lashing out my arm, i had a vice grip on the table! Wooo hooo i thought! There was no way they could drag me down into the death pit with the heavy oak table. BUUT once again they proved me wrong. Against all laws of physics, the whole table shook and haiz, i had to let go or else later got property dmg we all will KNS.
So i happily let myself willingly into doomsday. Well, since this was my first time, let my tell you guys out there who may share the same fate as me one day. Its harmless! Or maybe i just tired out the 10 giants until they bo str left to commit their crime. Cheers! and happy birthday to Dang-man, teh magic school bus man! Also thx for the gay shades foto from the Gay-goh and the nice compilation foto from YinYang-master.
ok i promise the next post will be with a shit load of photos, including the gay shades one and if possible the fotos from teh epic battle. :)
I tot using teh instead of the makes it look cooler but now that i look at it, its dumb cus "the" and "teh" are both 3 letters, thus making it really me look like a retard to be unable to type "the"properly. I mean tot and thought, cus and because are both acceptable but the and teh, no way! Woo hoo fun fun rambling.
My revenge for losing my key and for having an affair with someone else. No key, no foto removal mauahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anw, this photo is actually one of the photos i posted long ago. :)
I had one of teh most memorable Sunday yesterday!!! (27th july 2008)
It was an epic battle i tell you. One puny stick against 10 giants! I did my best to not answer the paper question, though until now i am clueless abt what it really means.
And wah when the giants came, i defense curl like a ball, and really i tried curl up to reduce surface area. But then before i could complete my defense curl, i kenna attacked. Damn funny the way everyone tried to lift me and yeah they succeeded. (of course lah, i how light! 62kilo nia).
So my next course of defense was the "rolling whirlwind escape move". Immediately after using that imbal move, all 10 pairs of hands lost grip on me! Wah! i thought to myself, time to zhao. But how to zhao when all ten giants are surrounding a mere stick so tighly. Haiz. I did a few more of those "rolling whirlwind escape move" but still i was inched closer to my impending doom.
THEN, in my desperate last attempt at the RWEM, (short form for the long move but in typing this i might as well have not typed this and typed the full "rolling whirlwind escape move" instead), some of the giants lost their foothold! I took this life line and dragged that giant down with me, attempting to use him as an anchor and shield to increase my body weight. Wah i felt safe for 3 sec! Phew i thought. But no.... the giants peeled the fallen giant away and continued with their assault.
I was like couple of feet away from my death pit when my uber fast ultra reflexes sensed that there as a brown, big wooden bench-cum-table near my hand! It was my last chance. Lashing out my arm, i had a vice grip on the table! Wooo hooo i thought! There was no way they could drag me down into the death pit with the heavy oak table. BUUT once again they proved me wrong. Against all laws of physics, the whole table shook and haiz, i had to let go or else later got property dmg we all will KNS.
So i happily let myself willingly into doomsday. Well, since this was my first time, let my tell you guys out there who may share the same fate as me one day. Its harmless! Or maybe i just tired out the 10 giants until they bo str left to commit their crime. Cheers! and happy birthday to Dang-man, teh magic school bus man! Also thx for the gay shades foto from the Gay-goh and the nice compilation foto from YinYang-master.
ok i promise the next post will be with a shit load of photos, including the gay shades one and if possible the fotos from teh epic battle. :)
I tot using teh instead of the makes it look cooler but now that i look at it, its dumb cus "the" and "teh" are both 3 letters, thus making it really me look like a retard to be unable to type "the"properly. I mean tot and thought, cus and because are both acceptable but the and teh, no way! Woo hoo fun fun rambling.
My revenge for losing my key and for having an affair with someone else. No key, no foto removal mauahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anw, this photo is actually one of the photos i posted long ago. :)
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