Downtime

Due to the recent earthquake in the southern part of Kluklania, many internet cables were destroyed and thus excess to the cyber world was made impossible until these cables were repaired.

Video taken from a handphone camera.

Unfortunately, whilst the cables were under repair, we were seiged by an army.

They dont look like much but these vicious race has telepathetic powers, capable of rendering thier foes dead with just one look.

Caught unprepared, we were forced to retreat back to our main-land. Bombs and shells rained down upon the cities like buckets of hot water.

Bomb Class: T-33 [500-pound bomb also known as the Whistler]

Suprisingly, our military had predicted these bombings and quickly acted to the situation. Blue-greenish fields of Endoplasmic Phase Rejectors (EPR) was projected from huge dynamo like machines placed in strategic locations all over our high rise flats. These shields stretched across our entire main land, protecting us from the barrage of bombs.

Works like the video below:

The enemy then sent in thier ground infantary, which were all gunned down by our Auto Cannon Emplacemnts (ACE). Next, Sentrians were sent to try breach our EPR sheilds. Our ACE guns were ineffective against these highly armored vehicles as they had Collision Deflector Tractors (CDR) which easily rebounded our shock-pulse rounds back at the ACE guns. Also they zipped across the battle field very quickly making our homing rockets useless as well.

ACE guns

Sentrians with their CDR hoods.

All hope was thought to be lost as the enemy has managed to breach our EPR shields. Suddenly, there was a metallic scream and a flash of blinding white light. The familiar "Transformer" theme song played from all the vehicles, vending machines, casette tape recorders. It sounded some what like this "Transformers, robots in disguise.... Transformers, its more that meets the eye..."

Flash of light.

There was another flash of light and BAAMM, all the vehicles and vending machines, casette tape recorders, photocopy machines, iPODS turned into cool shiny robots which called themselves AUTOBOTS. The legion of Autobots charged at the enemy and raped thier asses inside out. And the day is saved... thanks to the Transformers!!!

Transformers:

And this concludes my side of the story on why this blog has not been updated for such a long time.