Splosh!

Capsize today lorx.
He tried something new,
rowed a funny pull,
blades sucked into water,
flop he goes down.

I row until sian,
go there see can help,
sitting on the water,
taking his rubber band,
escort him out of lanes.

Went too close his face,
gonna bash his head,
faster turn left evade,
boat play rock'n'roll,
slap 5 times in 1 sec,
failed to hold myself.

Lollerskates! ARH! What on earth am i doing. SHIT!
I am not pissed i capsized.
I am sad at the fact that my reason of capsize is too lame.

:)