Friday, April 27, 2007

to make up

to make up for the crap previous post, here are some vids for everyone =P


woof woof


hit and runoffthetableanddietoo


results of a stellar education of 4 years plus.

blooper special:

"NOT FUNNY" haha.

and a random pic to finish off!

dog-tur. go see a dogtur when you're sick. an apple a day keeps the dogtur away.
hardee har har.

monster.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007

missing

missing: handphone usb cable
implications: no pics

but its ok, we can type. (this update was forced upon me by the co-moderator, thus it is lacking true inspiration)

firstly, the hit counter has been relatively stagnant. no exponential growth has been observed, contary to what we have expected.

secondly, dota is now officially boring. so is school.

i thus conclude that the only meaning in life is food and sleep.

hah lousy blog entry. nvm we shall now talk about seaturtles.

seaturtles were once abundant in the water bodies of singapore, i.e. kallang and macritchie. however, due to many man-powered water vehicles, the seaturtles now face a new danger in their once-peaceful lifestyeles. many a seaturtle have been a victim of a water accident, resulting in the seaturtle's death and a relatively loud, more or less audible "clunk". thus a life of yet another seaturtle would be suddenly shattered and ended, just like that. leaving behind a broken family of seaturtles.

seaturtles are getting extict, do your part. start sailing.

my turtle is turning blacker everyday it comes out in class. co-moderator is to be blamed for this.

heck, lets add in a poem for fun.

one day in a body of water
there was calm, peace and still.
then a bubble rosed to the surface-
then popped, like it was never there.

then, without warning-
more and more came, faster
and faster. without ceasing.
the calm surface now a struggling turmoil.

steam, rising. clouding your vison.
heat, radiating rapidly, ceaselessly.
then, my instant noodles was ready to be cooked.

yawn.
Thursday, April 19, 2007

Cornstant Landom Mosion

A smile a day keeps retardness away.


"Where the shit is the goal keeper?!?!?!!"

"Tiam lahz. I went toilet shee shee cannot arh?"

Homo bunnypiens

Smile some more.

Some cool MSN display pics. I love the middle one the most.

"KAWAI!!!!"

Toilet CCTV camera catches Tom taking photo of Harry's Dick.

"WAH SHIT SO DAMN FUGGLY!"

Cornstant Landom Mosion

"wanna piece of meat boy?!"
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Splosh!

Capsize today lorx.
He tried something new,
rowed a funny pull,
blades sucked into water,
flop he goes down.

I row until sian,
go there see can help,
sitting on the water,
taking his rubber band,
escort him out of lanes.

Went too close his face,
gonna bash his head,
faster turn left evade,
boat play rock'n'roll,
slap 5 times in 1 sec,
failed to hold myself.

Lollerskates! ARH! What on earth am i doing. SHIT!
I am not pissed i capsized.
I am sad at the fact that my reason of capsize is too lame.

:)