Laughing Out Loud

"lol", what is it? Lets see...

http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/l/lol.htm reads:

LOL:

Shorthand for Laughing out Loud or Laugh out Loud, LOL is the most commonly used chat expressions to illustrate you are laughing during a text conversation or that you found something funny. LOL is also less commonly short for Lots of Laughter and Laughing on Line and is also often substituted by LAL, LAWL (Laughing a Whole Lot), and LOLZ. Although already an abbreviation LOL is also sometimes abbreviated even more as LL.

Finally, LAWL is also used as a slang term that phonetically spells out 'lol'. This is often said in the real life or over VoIP by someone who may type in lol a lot in chat.

A whole lot of bull crap rite? Check out the illustrations below!

LOL!

HAIKU KORNER

for the clueless.

Haiku (俳句, ^?) listen (help·info) is a mode of Japanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句, hokku^?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units which only partially correspond to the syllables of languages such as English. It also contains a special season word (the kigo) representative of the season in which the renga is set, or a reference to the natural world.

wiki =)


What is Haiku?

Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional Japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

understand? 5 syallables, 7, then 5. great fun.
here we go.

The air con is cold
Freezing, shivering we are
Please give me a hug =(
by monster


The morning sun rose
The day is long and deary
Recess we await
by monster

Stomach is so deep
Empty with air, fully filled
Shit! i'm damn hungry
by stickz

Long apples grow with seeds
Onwards down it hangs freely
Long gone in tummy
by stickz

Chemistry, how nice
Is nose flaring called lying?
Chocolate like sweet coal
by sitckz

I want a mentos
Is there one so kind to me?
Feed me ok, thanks.
by monster.

The grass is lush green
Blue and yellow, merged as one.
Creatures are dumb bears
by stickz

(i like this one)
Starch or sugars? err
To chew, or not to chewing?
I think, Chew Zhi Wei
by jw2242, monster, stickz

(jw2242's attempt. didnt turn out a haiku 0_0)
The stick counts
The cow yawns
The bear talks
I'm surrounded by retards!
by jw2242

(AND THE VERYVERY FUNNIEST)
*note: coarse language present. read at your own liablity.
U fuckin cheebye
Motherfucker chao chee bye
My lanjiao damn big
BY ELMO!

haha its really nice to read. all poems inspired by the day's happenings. PLEASE APPRECIATE EACH HAIKU OK THANKS. dont flame it, we just want constructive critisim. constructive praise better actually.
monster.

ANOTHER poem

penned during lessons, inspired by boredom. we bring to you this time, a masterpeice (in our opinion) co-written and influenced by classroom circumstances.

N0-Name-Yet
by: MonsterStickZ
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Amos loves penning ants
but it doesn't suit Lucas' pants
because he had a cramp
and thus had to rant.

Makmur loves to eat
So much that he shits out peat
Cuz he eat hell lots of sweets
but never let Amos leech =(

The stick is an irritating boy
who keeps lots of coi
which he planted in the soil
which grew into a toy!

FOURTH STANZA IS LOST, CANNOT FIND. will be added in when found.

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iambic pentameter and all =) stressed and unstressed. thank you for reading this "masterpiece".

Oh-No

I love poems. Heres another one. Please note that any names or actions mentioned below are just randomly picked. No form of bashing or flaming is intended here. Read the first post of this blog for details about this blog's disclaimer. Here goes:

Oh-No
by: Monster Rancher
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Yo yo embryo!
Jing han has a mole.
Its as dark as coal,
And is hot as snow.
But he doesn't know!

Amos has a crow.
It runs on a dynamo,
And loves playing Halo,
But it always feels alone.
Yo yo indigo!

Elden loves milo.
His best subject is bio!
But he's a bit the homo,
Also known as Elmo.
Yo yo Elmanto!

Henry has no foe!
His pastime is to sow.
He really hates to blow,
But loves playing cello.
Yo yo Yo-yo!

You know who's John Loh?
He's dao like a mosquito.
Or maybe he's a tadpole,
Which swims in kopi-O
Yo yo embryo!
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And once again i would like to stress that any coincidental coincidences are purely coincidental! This is a poem that i wrote in a dream of a dream, thus it cannot be in any way linked to the real realitical world.

I think i should change my blog skin soon. Its too err... wadever.

Piece of bread

Piece of Bread
by Stickz Ang

A year gone like the wind blows,
A new year perched my window.
Like a piece of bread I am,
Freshly made from flour,
Ready to grow mouldy again.

The sun set five seconds ago,
Some place else,
The sun rolls into the sky.
Dough I am tired,
I shall rise again like the tide.

Water falls from the heavens,
Never into my cup.
For the coffee i drink,
Is not the rain of pureness,
But to go with my bread.

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Dunno why but alot of blogs have self-written poems so i decided to do one in my free time.
Anyway, lets talk about my school life - it can be summrised into two words: "It suxZor!", that is if u count 'suxZor' as a word.
School is always fun, but the work is always there. It has been said that Singapore students are freaking good in the exams as compared to 'Ang Mohs' but suxZor in the real world. Why?
Issit because Singaporeans all 先甜后苦 but the 'Ang Mohs' all 先苦后甜?
But if u look carefully, the reason why 'Ang Mohs' dont do well in thier exams (as students) is because they DotA and WoW whole day long. But though they suck at exams, they PWN all of us in the real world, become world beaters, inventors, famous sciencetists etc etc. Its more like 先甜后甜 to me.
So why study? Why bother mug and mug, in the end kenna PWN in the real world? Superficial stuff always is better!

Note: The above was just a dream i had, and dreams arent real because they are just a figment of our subconsious mind. And if you dont like my dream, please go read the very first post of this blog. :)
PS: I bet you wont read the 1st post of this blog.