Amazed

Humans are just amazing.

Emotional and rational at the same time, sometimes a bit more of the other; it's hard to find a balance.

We evolve as though we are devolving, but I think overall we are really evolving; diversity is good, it resists changes and preserves us as a species.

Rationally, continuing sports is pointless, all I gain is some fitness and if I want to excel I have to sweat my glands out.

Emotionally, fark it, what is this pain? I don't feel no pain. I am superhuman, and I want to win.

Typing this, I think this emotional and rational stuff is nonsense.

Humans are just amazing.

2014

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ok I'm a little bit late in wishing my blog a merry new year but hey, it's okay because it's my blog.

Anyway, I would also like to wish Jan, a happy belated birthday!!! This January is not so good for me, sadly, I haven't gotten down to clearing out the junk I've been hoarding in my cupboards and shelves for the past many many many years. Feels like the weight I have to carry, from all the cream puffs I ate over the December holidays, is taking its toll on my little legs. 

Only way to cope with this stress, is to steel your mind, make it strong, build those neurons and dendrites, and with some pratice, be able to telekinetically hold up your weight with your mind. Even after much practice, my efforts are still seemingly in vain, but hey, it's okay.

Last December was terrible terrible, not counting the holiday part, because holidaying is always mostly fun. It's so terrible I don't really know what to type in here, so on to the next paragraph.

Wow it's been another long time since I've typed anything in this blog of mine, and with that said, I wish everyone a happy belated new year! Life is a miracle, go see a jelly-fish, it looks almost magical, master of telekineses! Really.

Cheer up!

Trunkz

the world

The world continues to spin round even if i don't care.
And it still spins when i do care.
Manga helps keep sadness at bay hahaha

oh man

An expression used to convey the instinctive reaction to a stimulus, be it a physical object or an abstract thought.

The nature of the reaction conveyed can be discerned from a combination of the context in which the 'oh man' was delivered and the intonation with which the 'oh man' was delivered.

http://www.urbandictionary.com <-- haha so cool.

"Fucktard"

1)
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
-A fucking retard
-A retarded fuck
-A fuck, who is also retarded

2)
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
-Most catholic girls are fucktards.

3)
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
-Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

4)
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

Edit:
lol got one more i thought was funny-

"Fucktardation"

1)
a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

cmc

Confederate Marine Corps Powered Combat Suit

The CMC-200 is known to have the following features:

-- Air conditioner (a "backpack" which channels heat away from the body)

--Visor System: Lights flicker on the interior of the visor's rim acting as a basic guide. Green, yellow and presumably red feature, keeping the user informed of the suit's integrity.

--Shoulder housed ammunition reloads and sensor arrays.

--Structural support (supports the user's body, eg. adjusts itself to fit a firing stance, improving the gunner's aim).

--Salvage System: Should the suit's arm or leg be breached, the suit seals it off in a tourniquet.

--Immunity to most small arms fire. A needle gun can penetrate the suit, however.

--Seven day endurance on internal recycling alone.

--Basic NBC (nuclear/biological/chemical) shielding.

--Limited life support.


i want one.

circus

oh and another dream i had if i ever failed to make a time machine, i would join a circus.

time travel

One of the things i dream of building is a time travel machine

Bartimaeus

Djinn - powerful spirits able to sustain high-powered magical attacks for a short period. Bartimaeus is a fourteenth level Djinn, and is listed as an extremely dangerous being. Djinn of his caliber -- and Djinn in general -- are sneaky but very creative, and able to complete nearly any task set to them.
I want one as a pet.
sigh