Time travel

Took a 5 hour nap this afternoon, that's 5 hours wasted -_-
Wasted like gone forever, like it wont come back even if u prayed for it to come back for 5 hours, and end up losing another 5 hours making it 10 hours wasted. Forever.
Research has shown that time travel may actually be possible. In 2009, a rocket scientist discovered that when you walk backwards, your brain neuron activity slows down by 55%. If you try doing a simple maths sum walking backwards, u have a 55% increased chance of getting it wrong. The sum of the numbers 5 and 5 would give you 10, and the scientist deduced that slowing down brain activity was equivalent to time travel.
He concluded that if you do not take x hours of nap, you would save x hours of time each day, effectively bending the 4th dimension. His formula: Time travel = x hours of nap - y hours of nap you feel like taking, where by a negative answer means traveling back in time and a positive answer means time wasted.
e.g I took 5 hours of nap today, but i dint feel like taking a nap.
Thus, (x=5)-(y=0) = +5 hours wasted.
In conclusion, naps are a waste of time.

Sources:
www.rocketscience/timetravel_documentary.com
www.youknowthisisbullshit/timetravel_is_impossible.com

-Bored,
Stickx