Romeo & Juliet V2.02

here's another update. its getting too often. in this update we shall explore the multiple-award winning play, "Romeo and Juliet" by William Shakesphere.

This is the article in question.

oh, and in case you're wondering about that thing behind

it's my bolster =) it has feet too. anyway back to the story.

As you all know, R&J is a story about love and underaged sex. juliet first met romeo at some dance, and they fell it love.

Romeo: Muah..
Juliet: mUaXx!

*editor's note: at this point in time, let us examine Romeo's mask.. looks familar, doesnt it. hmm.

and so, they promptly fall in love.
seeing how ugly and ape-ish they both are, they have a romantic date in the tropical rainforests of malaysia. a match made in heaven indeed. without further ado, they decided to get married.

Romeo: Juliet, you must meet my parents! Then we can procreate.
Juliet: oK l0rHxX wOrXx.

Romeo: This is my dad.
Dad: hi.
Juliet: hArlO rOm30 dAdx. *sMiL3*

everything went well. off to Romeo's mom.

Romeo: This is my mom.
Juliet: 0_0 wArH PiAngGx!!
Romeo's mom: nice to meet you too.

A closer look to explain Juliet's reactions..

cant really blame her. o_O


Juliet promptly fainted. Romeo's mom called Juliet's cousin, who was a joker, to bring her home. Juliet rests on her bed, covered with flowers as usual.Juliet attempts to sleep in vain, her every moment plauged by the images of Romeo's mom. She lapses in and out of sleep from sheer exhaustion, muttering "ugly.. r0m3o's mOm.. FuGlyX w0RhX!!"

Her cousin, the joker, cant help but hear..

The next day Mr. cousin met r0m3o.

Juliet's cousin (Joker): LOL its romeo!!
Romeo: What la CCB.
Juliet's cousin (Joker): ROFL your mom pwnzz0r Juliet!!
Romeo: CB joker STFU.
Juliet's cousin (Joker): LOLLERSKATES Romeo the Homo!! lmaoplane.
Romeo: OMFG you're really a joker!
Juliet's cousin (Joker): LAWL YA.
Romeo: OMFG THE JOKER!!

at this point in time, Romeo's secret identity is out.. he is in fact, ROBIN.
told you. the mask was a hint. scroll up to the first pic of romeo and notice the similairity. romeo is actually robin, genius.
and now, faced with his arch-enemy, robin/romeo has no choice but to fight..
and thus they engange in fearsome battle. Note: Now you know why Robin needs his mask when he fights.
Romeo/Robin inevitably wins, as the forces of good were on his side. the Joker after all only had his lollerskates. Note: that is not red armpit hair, its the Joker's blood.

now, Juliet suddenly teleports onto the scene.
Juliet: WTF??
Romeo: I pwned him. he called me a homo.
Juliet: yOu aRe wHaT.. i aM a gUy.
Romeo: 0_0
Juliet: zZz. ._.
Romeo: er we break up. ciao.
Juliet: k lOr..
Romeo: c ya *gallops into the sunset*
Juliet: EH WTF W8 U KILLED MY CUZZ!
Innocent by-standers: O_O
Everyone: zzzzzzzzzzz..

Thus ends the avid play, Romeo and Juliet. A tragedy right to the end, a mis-match made in heaven.
Complete and Abridged.
Thank you for reading =) i hope you enjoyed the abridged version of this timeless tale.
Thanks to Mrs. SUZpenguinZANE YEO for teaching R&J to me. Also thanks to all those who studied it with me lol.
AMOrebeluluccaS =P
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oh and btw. i dunno where this is from but wth.
its just wrong. my childhood =(
monster.
*edit. final book cover pic has been changed to protect forgetful privacy.
original was
put here to ease the stick's reluctance.